The Awakening

I got really fucking bored with being a regular chick, so I walked out into the water and drowned myself. Figured dead is better than bored. If it weren't for men, I'd still be alive (but of course I never would have been born, either). Makes you think.

The Tell-Tale Heart

I killed this old guy with an ax. He had a glass eye. The cops caught me ‘cause I was acting like a fucking lunatic when they showed up.

The Raven

It was nighttime
I was in my room

A bird
               

Some black kinda bird
was on the ledge
          of my window

It made me think
               

bad stuff

The Road Not Taken

The Road Not Taken (Robert Frost, updated/revised by Some Guy)

I was walking in the woods
I saw these two paths
I didn’t know what the hell to do, so I just took one
It got me thinking—maybe I shoulda took the other one

...Ah, fuck it